this morning on the way to work i heard a song that made me hate music.- i don’t know what the name was, but the band was The Fiery Furnaces.- the lyrics were awful, the singing was awful, the music was boring and simplistic in addition to awful.- i was very tempted to call the station and politely request that they never play them in the morning hours again.

also on the way to work i was thinking about how people get japanese characters tatooed on them and they never know what they really mean.- so i thought it would be pretty rad to get a hot, black motorcycle with the characters for “delicious noodles” on the side.- then when people go, “do you know that says something about noodles?” i can say, “yes i do, i made it like that.”

not what you’d expect

2 Responses to “not what you’d expect”


  1. 1 Ruben

    LOL. Delicious Noodle. That should be your nick-name from now on. ;)

  2. 2 tessa

    i’m having a really, really hard time not responding with something dirty

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